January 2011
When your period's late but you've never had sex
dealfa:
livelaughlovesmileforever:
pancakes-:
punchthehighlightsoutofyourhair:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
GPOY. GPOY. GPOY.
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And by "k." i mean potassium
“hip hop moosic cause all that mellow moosic I hate ih”
– gypsy kid (via mermen)
Dad: What are you listening to?
Me: Kate Nash
Dad: Who’s Kate Ash?
Me: KATE NASH.
Dad: Kate and Ash?
Me: BITCH JUST DIE.
Anonymous asked: Do you have flickr? :)
The only good thing about not having my contacts tomorrow is not being able to phone my ex to threaten him and not ringing another guy to confess my love in a drunken state.
WOO.
DROPPED MY IPHONE FOR THE LAST TIME.
Its completely fucked, its dead. I feel like ive lost a child. I cant afford a new one, ive formed an emotional bond with “my baby” </3
And now i dont have a phone for college and the pub tomorrow, whey.
What do you do when youre hungry and mum isnt in to cook? Make it yourself go to the shop and buy 345678654323456 bags of doritos.
Watchificouldjustsoberup:
forever reblog
This film, this woman. <3
I want to do sexual things with my sisters...
And also, rusks omnomnom <3
If they mated
jaredsknickers-:
iheartjaredleto-:
jesusbale—:
between-heavenandhell:
OMG
laughing like a mental patient :’)
Theres only me who can slip cutting a jacket potato and it flies across the room hitting my sleeping cat on the head.
Ugh i need to try ecstacy. This bbc programs not doing a good job putting people off.
yeah megan fox has half a thumb on one hand
mermen:
I know someone irl with the same condition. Its worse looking in person
I have it, not joking. My thumbs are completely different and im proud to be megan fox’s hand twin. <3
