February 2012
My aunties gone into labour, words cant describe how excited I am to meet our Paddy!
for the millionth time:
sparkling-cyanide:
why am I me and not zooey deschanel, seriously why.
friend: who's your valentine this year?
me:
friend:
me: .....kfc
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
ronaldbilliusweasleyy asked: yes :') woo! followed you too, i tried to follow you when I was drunk the other night, but it didn't work :L
ronaldbilliusweasleyy asked: i found you on tumblr :')
Watching Eden Lake, that bitch is so stupid, shes just stood there watching him die, she could have ran and got help by now. WHY ARE PEOPLE IN HORROR FILMS SO FUCKING RETARDED?
Its always the people that treat you like shit you love the most.
My sister is playing Ed Sheeran so loud, I desperately need to kill myself omg.